Non-Psychic
Predictions for 2017 |
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Rebecca
Jones - (Published 26 March 2017) |
Subject |
Prediction |
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Celebrities |
- Kim & Kanye separate
- A scandal involving a teen celebrity reveals they aren't
as clean cut as previously thought
- Elton John dies
- Shirley MacLaine dies.
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Politics |
- Leadership spill with Peter Dutton becoming new PM
- Same sex marriage legalised in Australia
- The Euro tanks as more countries leave the EU
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Sport |
- High profile footballer involved in drug scandal
- Sydney FC wins grand final
- A grey horse wins the Melbourne Cup
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Other |
- A shark kills a person on the East Coast of Australia
- Russia invades Ukraine
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Terrorism |
- Terror attack at a sporting event in Europe
- A terrorist attack is thwarted in Sydney
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Royals |
- Prince Phillip dies
- Prince Harry gets engaged
- Buckingham Palace targeted in terror attack
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Natural Disasters |
- A major earthquake in California
- A landslide kills 100s in China
- Tsunami in Indonesia
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Michelle
Franklin - (Published 26 March 2017) |
Subject |
Prediction |
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Royals |
- A serious health scare for Queen Elizabeth, but she will
survive the year.
- A member of the royal family, under the age of 40, will
die unexpectedly, from an accident or sudden illness.
- Recent controversy surrounding prince William will be overshadowed
by the announcement of a third pregnancy for Kate.
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Politics |
- Sudden controversy within the Liberal party around August,
with a prominent figure forced to resign.
- One Nation will lose popularity overall, but a strong foothold
in QLD will develop.
- Another change in leadership for Labor, around November.
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Celebrities |
- Harrison Ford will die from illness relating to his heart
or lungs.
- A prominent celebrity will leave the church of Scientology.
- Another celebrity death from drug overdose around the age
of 27.
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Sport |
- Controversy around at the Melbourne cup with at least one
trainer accused of doping.
- NSW will win the first state of origin, but QLD will win
the series.
- Supercars championships organisers to announce the Darwin
Triple Crown at Hidden Valley to be dropped from the annual circuit
after 2017.
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General |
- North Korea will come under a military coup.
- At least two deaths will occur from crocodiles in northern
Australia.
- At least one fatal shark attack on the west coast of Australia.
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Science |
- Frozen water discovered on Phobos, reigniting debate surrounding
the exploration of the outer solar system.
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Natural Disasters |
- Tragedy in the early 2017/2018 fire season, with an accident
involving one of the water bombers.
- An early wet season for northern Australia, with a cyclone
for North QLD before Christmas.
- Flooding in South QLD with at least four deaths
- "Earthquakes in the north will trigger tsunami fears,
but no significant surge events will follow.
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Percy
Crisp - (Published 26 March 2017) |
Subject |
Prediction |
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Royals |
- A royal bastard, one of Harry's, will be revealed to the
public
- Kate Middleton will drop one of her children in public
- Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip are both going to die
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Politics |
- Marine Le Pen will be the French prime minister
- The UK will go back on brexit and remain after all
- Trump will be impeached, and Pence will become president
- Turnbull and Shorten will both be replaced as leaders of
their parties
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Sport |
- Australia will win at some of the sportsball games but
also lose others
- In a stunning social upheaval, professional sports players
will be paid the same as teachers have been, while teachers will
begin to be paid the same as professional athletes
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Celebrities |
- Beyonce will have one child of each gender
- David Attenborough will survive the year.
- Jennifer Lawrence will become engaged
- Patrick Stewart will not survive the year.
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Terrorism |
- Isis will grow in strength and numbers as Assad loses control
of Syria
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Science |
- Liquid water on exoplanet confirmed
- Quantum computing breaks classical encryption
- Self driving cars go on sale to the public as uber folds
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Natural Disasters |
- Multiresistant bacteria outbreak kills millions
- A single tornado will kill more than 100 US citizens
- Australia will experience the most devastating bushfire
season in the nation's history
- More than 50% of the great barrier reef will be dead by
the end of the year
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Richard
Saunders - (Published 26 March 2017) |
Subject |
Prediction |
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Royals |
- Prince William & Kate: Another baby on the way.
- News of an engagement for a young English Princess.
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Politics |
- The United States mourns as a President is buried.
- Bill Shorten stays, Malcolm Turnbull goes.
- Embarrassment for the Australian Government as a Minister
is forced to resign.
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Sport |
- 4 and 7 are horses I'd back in the Melbourne Cup
- .NRL: North Queensland Cowboy playing in the Grand Final.
- The death of someone taking part in 'Running of the Bulls'
will renew calls for its abolishment.
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Science |
- A major archeological find in Northern Europe will cause
a rethink of history.
- An advancement in spinal-cord treatment will make headlines.
- Cloning of an extinct animal will stunt the world.
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Other |
- An indecent with a photos from a spying drone will end up
in court.
- Apple (Computers) will face major losses from a breach of
security.
- The AUD goes above $0.85 to the USD.
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Celebrities |
- Sarah Harris: Another baby on the way.
- A band/group from South America will have a hit song around
the world.
- Justin Bieber: Major health concerns as he admitted to hospital.
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Natural Disasters |
- Major flooding in Tasmania.
- The largest earthquake for decades will rock California.
- Valcanic reruptions will force the cancelation of flights
and leave passengers stranded.
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Lara
Benham - (Published 26 March 2017) |
Subject |
Prediction |
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Royals |
- Prince Charles will become the King.
- Prince Harry will announce his engagement.
- The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will announce that they will
be having another child.
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Celebrities |
- We will lose a star trek actor.
- A well-known American celebrity will convert to Scientology.
- Gwyneth Paltrow will get in legal trouble after someone is harmed
through taking her health/lifestyle advice.
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Politics |
- Hong Kong chief executive election – The first vote will
end up without an overall winner but eventually will be won by
John Tsang.
- An attempt will be made on the US president’s life.
- By the end of March, Theresa May will try to invoke Article
50 of the treaty on EU, but the process will be set back due to
legal challenges.
- Hilary Clinton will retire from politics.
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Sport |
- The Nottingham Panthers will win the EIHL playoff finals.
- The Victorian Roller Derby League will win the 2017 WFTDA playoffs.
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General |
- Evidence of a live population of Tasmanian tigers will be found.
- There will be a terror related attack in London in November.
- A household raid in a Sydney suburb will result in multiple
arrests related to
- planning a terrorist attack.
- A new mission to the Moon will be announced.
- Marriage equality is a reality across Australia.
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Natural Disasters |
- A volcano will erupt in Europe within the next 6 months, necessitating
the
- evacuation of many towns and villages.
- An earthquake of at least magnitude 4 will hit New Zealand.
- Intensely bad weather over Europe will bring down a passenger
plane.
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Tom
Kelly - (Published 26 March 2017) |
Subject |
Prediction |
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Royals |
- Queen Elizabeth takes very ill but does not pass away.
- Prince Harry gets in a scandal due to his partying ways.
- Prince Phillip offends someone of an ethnic persuasion.
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Sport |
- An ancient Mesoamerican Ball Game court will be discovered and
unearthed.
- The old sport 'Ferret legging', where players put a live ferret
into their baggy trousers and try to outlast other players, will
see a brief surge of popularity thanks to the internet.
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Celebrities |
- Betty White will fall seriously ill.
- William Shatner dies.
- Jim Carey dies.
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Politics |
- Trump sinks to the lowest approval ratings of any American President.
- Impeachment proceedings are taken against President Trump due
to dodgy foreign dealings.
- Turnbull will be replaced.
- A prominent US footballer will be charged with murdering his
significant other.
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Terrorism |
- Neo-Nazi and/or other white supremacist groups cause a major
catastrophe in the United States.
- North Korea launches a nuclear equipped missile to antagonise.
- A prominent leader of Isis is captured.
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Science |
- A colossal squid washes up in New Zealand.
- Strange radio waves emanating from a star gets the whole internet
into a tizzy about aliens.
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Natural Disasters |
- United States will be hit with a devastating hurricane causing
the most expensive damage in history.
- A tsunami will hit Indonesia after a large earthquake.
- Canada will have an early winter ice storm before the fall is
over. The snow and ice compounded with the leaves on the trees
will cause widespread damage to the trees and surrounding power
lines causing major blackouts in Toronto.
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Trish
Hann - (Published 27 March 2017) |
Subject |
Prediction |
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Royals |
- Prince Harry announces his engagement.
- Prince Charles sticks his nose into business he is unqualified
for and ruffles some feathers in both the architecture and medical
communities.
- Princess Anne will suffer moderate riding injury but it
will not put a stop to her equestrian activities.
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Sport |
- The Rabbitohs win the league
- A high ranking tennis player gets caught up in a drugs scandal.
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Celebrities |
- A musician will be interrogated by police about threats
made to US President Trump.
- A hoax about the death of David Attenborough will be reported
on a major news outlet.
- Australian comedian Tim Minchin will attach himself to
another major musical production.
- Bruce Forsythe (UK "entertainer") will die.
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Politics |
- After Brexit, other European countries hold referenda on
EU membership. They all choose to stay in the European Union.
- The USA makes some notable changes to the way presidential
elections are conducted.
- Same sex marriage does not become legalised in Australia,
however an almost-option does pass through parliament.
- Marine Le Pen will lose the French general election.
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War |
- North Korea produce long range nuclear weapons.
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Tech. |
- The Amazon Alexa will suffer a significant security breach.
- Stricter regulations governing drones will be implemented
in Australia.
- Self driving vehicles will suffer a setback in the UK due
to a tragic accident.
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Natural Disasters |
- An earthquake of more than 6.5 hits New Zealand but with
no fatalities.
- Large amounts of the Great Barrier Reef become irreparably
damaged due to a combination of climate change and a geological
incident.
- Solar activity will cause massive disruptions to satellites
and earth-based technology.
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Peter
Bowditch - (Published 1 April 2017) |
Subject |
Prediction |
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Sport |
- The Australian cricket team will score more than 300 runs
in a test match.
- There will be a sex scandal involving a football team and
a girl with a Twitter account.
- A high-profile football player will attract the attention
of the police following an incident involving the consumption
of alcohol. Media reports will mention the player's youth and
income and will refer to him as a role model.
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Celebrities |
- A celebrity Hollywood couple will announce that they are
separating. The official reason will be that their work schedules
mean that they are rarely together. At least one of them will
be photographed with another companion at a gala event within
two weeks of the announcement of the separation. The new companion
will just be a good friend and will have nothing to do with the
marriage breakdown.
- A highly-paid Sydney radio announcer will say something
terribly stupid on air and will be suspended until the outrage
dies away. Then he will be reinstated.
- A major musical act will announce retirement. This will
be reconsidered following the success of the "Farewell Forever,
I'm Not Coming Back" tour.
- A prominent sporting identity will be caught out having
extramarital affairs. Evidence will be something stupid done by
the identity, such as leaving lewd text messages on his phone
for his wife or girlfriend to see.
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Society |
- An attempt will be made on the life of a prominent member
of an outlaw motorcycle gang. Leaders of other gangs will deny
responsibility and blame the attack on rogue elements that are
difficult to control.
- A chiropractor will be found to have acted improperly towards
a patient by providing services outside chiropractic’s scope
of practice. The relevant regulatory body will issue a strong
statement that can be summarised as “Tut. Tut”.
- Greenland will be covered by ice for most of 2017. This
will be used as evidence against global warming. Snowfall in Greenland
will maintain the glaciers and will be used as evidence for global
warming.
- Newspapers and tabloid television current affairs shows
will carry stories warning of the danger of radiation from mobile
phones. Physicists referring to Einstein's 1905 paper on the photoelectric
effect will be ignored.
- Someone will have a serious accident in an electric car
while operating in self-drive, autonomous mode. This will be argued
as evidence that all road accidents will be eliminated by electric,
self-driving autonomous cars
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Politics |
- The NSW government will announce that something unforeseen
has come up in a major infrastructure project, adding many dollars
to the final cost and many months to the predicted finish date.
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Terrorism |
- Airline security measures will be adjusted in response to
perceived terrorist threats.
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Economy |
- Petrol prices will reach peaks just before holiday weekends.
This will be blamed on the price of Tapis crude, the cost of refining
in Singapore, the high value of the Australian dollar, the low
value of the Australian dollar, and possibly the phase of the
moon (at Easter).
- The Reserve Bank will alter official interest rates. Media
reports will convert the rate change into the number of dollars
it adds to or subtracts from monthly repayments on the average
Sydney mortgage.
- On four Tuesdays during the year the Australian stock market
will rise by more than 10 points. In each case a correction will
follow and the index will drop.
- The price of petrol will be higher on Fridays than it is
Wednesdays for most of the year, and will also show a fortnightly
cycle related to Commonwealth pension pay days. Oil companies
will claim that this is all coincidence
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Natural Disasters |
- There will be floods, droughts, blizzards, landslides, tsunamis
or earthquakes affecting nine countries with an "A"
in their names.
- Scientists and environmental groups will claim that the
floods, droughts, blizzards, landslides, tsunamis or earthquakes
are evidence of climate change. Climate change will be denied
in response.
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